(Source: jkb23)
(Source: ridiculevenustiorum)
(Source: geekdeincognito)
(Source: evelinathoren)
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Wallace:
If you want something bad, you're going to have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott... break out the 'L' word.
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Scott:
Lesbian?
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Wallace:
The other 'L' word
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Scott:
Lesbians?
(Source: nemonobody0)
(Source: peopledofallinlove)
story of my life
(Source: sergiopalma)
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Her:
I hate it when you try to give me your jacket
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Me:
uh... why?
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Her:
because it raises the bar for every other guy and they will never reach it
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Me:
Um..
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Her:
there aren't many gentlemen left
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Me:
Sorry?